Which sex am I and what am I doing?

1. I can read or write while doing it

2. I can text while doing it

3. I can dial a number on my phone while doing it

4. I don’t need to aim

5. I can even do it in the dark

6. I never make a mess

AND I wipe myself after doing it

Now who is the cleverer, more sensible, safer and cleaner
sex???

 

AliceMoy